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| 02.11.12
For all of our customers. Stay tuned. We are overhauling mmaprofightshop.com from the bottom up. Expect a brand, new inventory and warehousing structure to make sure that you, the client, get what you want faster and with less-hassle. We will also be adding over 150 products and taking off a few products that have been discontinued. Stay tuned for deals for anyone who signs up to our mailing list; bargains up t 20% off every purchase made just for signing up for the mailig list. we will also be starting upa Youtube channel that you won't want to miss! Dave
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| 07.05.11
In shocking News tot he MMA world, textile and research and development scientists announced the development of a new style of fight short that actually aids in the fighter's ability to gain submissions. The scientists clarified," we don't mean that the shorts had some sortt of extra length in the lateral slits or nice solid mixtures of various wicker fabrics and all that, which they sure as hell do. No we mean that they actually seemed to act in some sort of symbiotic way in conjunction with the fighter and actually seemed to use a small nanotech body sensor to somehow....pull opponents exposed limbs into ideal positions for submissions," reported the R + D specialist," visibly shaken by the implications of what the brand new MMA companies technology could not only mean for modern MMA, but the implications for modern warfare as well. "Theoretically, it means that Special Forces operatives could sit back and the terrorists might be drawn to them and then have their arms or legs broken with no loss of life on the military side. Some angry Jiu Jitsu fans, who have beeen following Mazwar gi's and kimonos as they have spread on the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu circuit this year as the possible cause of the success of certain fighters who seem to be just a "little bit too good for their own good " said one unnamed source
Mazwar fight shorts featured in Glover Teixeira victory in Bitetti Combat 8I mean seriously, this guy has won 10 fights in a row!! Coincidence? Probably, he's an awesome fighter.The company who has created the technolgy, speaking to mmaprofightshop on condition of anonynimity said " we're not even launching our official websites until July 21. We're already getting....scary letters and threats from other MMA companies. Our website isn't going to be online until the 21'st of July, 24th if our head programmer really does start to think people are following. To be fair, last time, they actually were but that's not for me to discuss."
Mazwar logoMazwar company logo - developer of MMA super technology - online July 24 at mazwar.com - obviously....That`s kind of a no-brainer While this is certainly great news and portends great things for Mazwar's quality of MMA clothing and gear, as well as bearing significance for United States military power, especially in the hand-tohand training of Special Forces. Other competitors of the upstart mazwar were less-than enthusiastic. Representatives of companies CONTRACT KILLER and HITMAN FIGHT GEAR, known for being....aggressive with other MMA companies were cryptic and curt in their comments. One representative for the companies said curtly, "yeah, they did something that could be a little problem for us. But somethings these things get....fixed...accidentally and it's nobodies fault. Sometimes people have accidents, you know, like they end uo slipping on a banana peel and into a large barrel of concrete at 3 AM in the morning at a construction site. It could happen to anyone." The representative then asked to be excused and made a discrete phone call on his cell phone and asked to be excused.
Hitman and Contract Killer representativesIntimidating representative of Hitman and Contract Killer White officials, in a rare display of personally protecting private enterprise from imaginary threats held an emergency meeting today . They seemed quiet and somber and issued terse,"no comments," when asked to comment on the affair. it should be noted that one White House official was seen with the edge of a Sedoku book sticking out of his briefcase and what could only be described as "whiskey breathe and a suspicious bottle of something in a paper bag.
White House OfficialsHarried White House officials and a suspicious bottle ofsomething vaguely whiskey smelling in a brown paper bag. No mentions of Anthony Weiner's were found inthe notes that press officials rifled through on shaky legal grounds leaving many despondenat that the best political scandal since Clinton and cigars had come and gone WAY too quickly. I mean come on, a sex scandal with aguy named Weiner, it almost seems unfait In conclusion we here at MMAprofightshop.com are after one thing and one thing only. Journalistic integrity. HAHAHHAHHAAHA LOL, no seriously it`s cash. Cold hard cash that can be used to pay off any insistent loan shark or delinquent car, mortgage or light bill payments. So if you were under the impression that we care about anything than getting the best quality products to you, our customers, you were wronmg. We only care about the best products appearing on MMAprofightshop.com and by God, mazwar, Hitman, and Contract Kiler are 3 of the best. We have a BRAAND NEW shipment of Mazwar that has just arrived in our warehouses which will be posted online later this week and we hope that we can get Htiman and Contract Killer into our warehouses no later then next week. Either way, to make sure that 3 of the best MMA companies to ever walk the face of this earth get to you, our customer, we have asked neutral parties to make sure than nothing unruly happens and that no one sleeps with the fishes. Pauly Walnuts might be brought in as a mediator, despite his sometimes tempermental behavior. Still, the man has the experience and that cool looking stripe. Either way check back later day as we have loads of new prodcuts coming in this week and some HUGE updates too our catalogue.
Mazwar fight shorts featured in Glover Teixeira victory in Bitetti Combat 8I mean seriously, this guy has won 10 fights in a row!! Coincidence? Probably, he's an awesome fighter.The company who has created the technolgy, speaking to mmaprofightshop on condition of anonynimity said " we're not even launching our official websites until July 21. We're already getting....scary letters and threats from other MMA companies. Our website isn't going to be online until the 21'st of July, 24th if our head programmer really does start to think people are following. To be fair, last time, they actually were but that's not for me to discuss."
Hitman and Contract Killer representativesIntimidating representative of Hitman and Contract Killer White officials, in a rare display of personally protecting private enterprise from imaginary threats held an emergency meeting today . They seemed quiet and somber and issued terse,"no comments," when asked to comment on the affair. it should be noted that one White House official was seen with the edge of a Sedoku book sticking out of his briefcase and what could only be described as "whiskey breathe and a suspicious bottle of something in a paper bag.
White House OfficialsHarried White House officials and a suspicious bottle ofsomething vaguely whiskey smelling in a brown paper bag. No mentions of Anthony Weiner's were found inthe notes that press officials rifled through on shaky legal grounds leaving many despondenat that the best political scandal since Clinton and cigars had come and gone WAY too quickly. I mean come on, a sex scandal with aguy named Weiner, it almost seems unfait In conclusion we here at MMAprofightshop.com are after one thing and one thing only. Journalistic integrity. HAHAHHAHHAAHA LOL, no seriously it`s cash. Cold hard cash that can be used to pay off any insistent loan shark or delinquent car, mortgage or light bill payments. So if you were under the impression that we care about anything than getting the best quality products to you, our customers, you were wronmg. We only care about the best products appearing on MMAprofightshop.com and by God, mazwar, Hitman, and Contract Kiler are 3 of the best. We have a BRAAND NEW shipment of Mazwar that has just arrived in our warehouses which will be posted online later this week and we hope that we can get Htiman and Contract Killer into our warehouses no later then next week. Either way, to make sure that 3 of the best MMA companies to ever walk the face of this earth get to you, our customer, we have asked neutral parties to make sure than nothing unruly happens and that no one sleeps with the fishes. Pauly Walnuts might be brought in as a mediator, despite his sometimes tempermental behavior. Still, the man has the experience and that cool looking stripe. Either way check back later day as we have loads of new prodcuts coming in this week and some HUGE updates too our catalogue.
| 07.05.11
In shocking News tot he MMA world, textile and research and development scientists announced the development of a new style of fight short that actually aids in the fighter's ability to gain submissions. The scientists clarified," we don't mean that the shorts had some sortt of extra length in the lateral slits or nice solid mixtures of various wicker fabrics and all that, which they sure as hell do. No we mean that they actually seemed to act in some sort of symbiotic way in conjunction with the fighter and actually seemed to use a small nanotech body sensor to somehow....pull opponents exposed limbs into ideal positions for submissions," reported the R + D specialist," visibly shaken by the implications of what the brand new MMA companies technology could not only mean for modern MMA, but the implications for modern warfare as well. "Theoretically, it means that Special Forces operatives could sit back and the terrorists might be drawn to them and then have their arms or legs broken with no loss of life on the military side. Some angry Jiu Jitsu fans, who have beeen following Mazwar gi's and kimonos as they have spread on the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu circuit this year as the possible cause of the success of certain fighters who seem to be just a "little bit too good for their own good " said one unnamed source
Mazwar fight shorts featured in Glover Teixeira victory in Bitetti Combat 8I mean seriously, this guy has won 10 fights in a row!! Coincidence? Probably, he's an awesome fighter.The company who has created the technolgy, speaking to mmaprofightshop on condition of anonynimity said " we're not even launching our official websites until July 21. We're already getting....scary letters and threats from other MMA companies. Our website isn't going to be online until the 21'st of July, 24th if our head programmer really does start to think people are following. To be fair, last time, they actually were but that's not for me to discuss."
Mazwar logoMazwar company logo - developer of MMA super technology - online July 24 at mazwar.com - obviously....That`s kind of a no-brainer While this is certainly great news and portends great things for Mazwar's quality of MMA clothing and gear, as well as bearing significance for United States military power, especially in the hand-tohand training of Special Forces. Other competitors of the upstart mazwar were less-than enthusiastic. Representatives of companies CONTRACT KILLER and HITMAN FIGHT GEAR, known for being....aggressive with other MMA companies were cryptic and curt in their comments. One representative for the companies said curtly, "yeah, they did something that could be a little problem for us. But somethings these things get....fixed...accidentally and it's nobodies fault. Sometimes people have accidents, you know, like they end uo slipping on a banana peel and into a large barrel of concrete at 3 AM in the morning at a construction site. It could happen to anyone." The representative then asked to be excused and made a discrete phone call on his cell phone and asked to be excused.
Hitman and Contract Killer representativesIntimidating representative of Hitman and Contract Killer White officials, in a rare display of personally protecting private enterprise from imaginary threats held an emergency meeting today . They seemed quiet and somber and issued terse,"no comments," when asked to comment on the affair. it should be noted that one White House official was seen with the edge of a Sedoku book sticking out of his briefcase and what could only be described as "whiskey breathe and a suspicious bottle of something in a paper bag.
White House OfficialsHarried White House officials and a suspicious bottle ofsomething vaguely whiskey smelling in a brown paper bag. No mentions of Anthony Weiner's were found inthe notes that press officials rifled through on shaky legal grounds leaving many despondenat that the best political scandal since Clinton and cigars had come and gone WAY too quickly. I mean come on, a sex scandal with aguy named Weiner, it almost seems unfait In conclusion we here at MMAprofightshop.com are after one thing and one thing only. Journalistic integrity. HAHAHHAHHAAHA LOL, no seriously it`s cash. Cold hard cash that can be used to pay off any insistent loan shark or delinquent car, mortgage or light bill payments. So if you were under the impression that we care about anything than getting the best quality products to you, our customers, you were wronmg. We only care about the best products appearing on MMAprofightshop.com and by God, mazwar, Hitman, and Contract Kiler are 3 of the best. We have a BRAAND NEW shipment of Mazwar that has just arrived in our warehouses which will be posted online later this week and we hope that we can get Htiman and Contract Killer into our warehouses no later then next week. Either way, to make sure that 3 of the best MMA companies to ever walk the face of this earth get to you, our customer, we have asked neutral parties to make sure than nothing unruly happens and that no one sleeps with the fishes. Pauly Walnuts might be brought in as a mediator, despite his sometimes tempermental behavior. Still, the man has the experience and that cool looking stripe. Either way check back later day as we have loads of new prodcuts coming in this week and some HUGE updates too our catalogue.
Mazwar fight shorts featured in Glover Teixeira victory in Bitetti Combat 8I mean seriously, this guy has won 10 fights in a row!! Coincidence? Probably, he's an awesome fighter.The company who has created the technolgy, speaking to mmaprofightshop on condition of anonynimity said " we're not even launching our official websites until July 21. We're already getting....scary letters and threats from other MMA companies. Our website isn't going to be online until the 21'st of July, 24th if our head programmer really does start to think people are following. To be fair, last time, they actually were but that's not for me to discuss."
Hitman and Contract Killer representativesIntimidating representative of Hitman and Contract Killer White officials, in a rare display of personally protecting private enterprise from imaginary threats held an emergency meeting today . They seemed quiet and somber and issued terse,"no comments," when asked to comment on the affair. it should be noted that one White House official was seen with the edge of a Sedoku book sticking out of his briefcase and what could only be described as "whiskey breathe and a suspicious bottle of something in a paper bag.
White House OfficialsHarried White House officials and a suspicious bottle ofsomething vaguely whiskey smelling in a brown paper bag. No mentions of Anthony Weiner's were found inthe notes that press officials rifled through on shaky legal grounds leaving many despondenat that the best political scandal since Clinton and cigars had come and gone WAY too quickly. I mean come on, a sex scandal with aguy named Weiner, it almost seems unfait In conclusion we here at MMAprofightshop.com are after one thing and one thing only. Journalistic integrity. HAHAHHAHHAAHA LOL, no seriously it`s cash. Cold hard cash that can be used to pay off any insistent loan shark or delinquent car, mortgage or light bill payments. So if you were under the impression that we care about anything than getting the best quality products to you, our customers, you were wronmg. We only care about the best products appearing on MMAprofightshop.com and by God, mazwar, Hitman, and Contract Kiler are 3 of the best. We have a BRAAND NEW shipment of Mazwar that has just arrived in our warehouses which will be posted online later this week and we hope that we can get Htiman and Contract Killer into our warehouses no later then next week. Either way, to make sure that 3 of the best MMA companies to ever walk the face of this earth get to you, our customer, we have asked neutral parties to make sure than nothing unruly happens and that no one sleeps with the fishes. Pauly Walnuts might be brought in as a mediator, despite his sometimes tempermental behavior. Still, the man has the experience and that cool looking stripe. Either way check back later day as we have loads of new prodcuts coming in this week and some HUGE updates too our catalogue.
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| 06.24.11
The landscae of the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu word is changing. While powerhouses like Gracie Barra, Brazilian Top Team and Alliance among the perenially powerful Jiu Jitsu teams that have dominated the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu circuit for years, upstart new challengers are on the rise to stake their claim in the BJJ world, We are a week or two off of the Mundials and BJJ revelations established footholds in the BJJ world during the 4 day long tourney. Augusto "Tanquinho" Mendes, perrenial top 3 fightr i n the lightweight decision came of a fresh win over rival Rafa Mendes in the Abu Dhabi Pro. Tanquinho, co-founder of rising star Soul Fighters lost a tight dcision t Rafa in the rematch. Tanquinho has won every major title with the elusive exception of the Mundial. Look for Tanquinho to double hi efforts and become more dngerous than ever in the near future
Augusto "Tanquinho" Mendes: Tanquinho shines at Mundials Another rising star from up-and-coming powerhouse Soul Fighters was Brown Belt havyweight Joao Gabriel Rocha. Gracie magazine listed him as one the top 11 fighters to watch in 2011 and he did not disappoint. Joao won the heavyweight class and at the tender age of 19, is already a World Champion any times over. Look for Rocha to astonish in the year to come In other News Rodolfo Viera continued his rapid ascension in the word of Jiu Jitu winning his division and the Absoluto class. VViera has been on a tear and their have even been whisperings of a possible challenge to Roger Gracie. The GFT senation has outlined the recent trend in th BJJ world . The perenially powerful teams like BTT snd Nova Unio etc... - continue to churn out champions. Upstart neew teams like Soul Fighter, GFT, and Chekmat are establishing their plce in the championship circuitThisis, overall, an excellent sign, More and more teams are being formed and of thes4 teams, they are proucing fantastic champions and expnding the world of BJJ all over the world, bringng the arte suave to previously unimsnsgesble locsles. Tomorrow we will disuc=ss more of the rcent tournsment results and hat they mean
| 10.01.10
After eight consecutive wins, seven by knockout and one by submission, Brazilian light-heavyweight Glover Teixeira is finally getting his due. Originally Prearing for an October match up with fellow Brazilian Pezão in FC5, Glover has signed to fight on November 23 against Ryan Jimmo in MFC, Canada's premier MMA organization.Glover is widely considered Brazil's best light-heavyweight and holds victories over big names such as Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou and Joaquim "Mamute"Fereira (the only fighter to ever defeat Junior Cigano). An Abu Dhabi veteran known for his potent combination of Abu Dhabi level Jiu Jitsu and heavy hands in stand-up, Glover is a versatile and dangerous opponent who has the potential to threaten anyone in the UFC's light heavyweight division. Glover is shown below in a recent victory over Thiago Tosato in Bitetti Combat 7. He was originally slated to fight Jeff Monson in the event but the American fighter backed out at the last-minute, something he had already done twice previously. Mazwar Fightwear will be releasing a Glover Teixeira Signature Series T Shirt shortly for anyone who wants to show their support for MMA's newest rising light heavyweight which will be available at MMAprofightshop.com as well as Mazwar's upcoming website.
MMA's Newest Rising Star: MMA's Newest Rising Star See below to check out Glover in action against Mamute in Bitetti Combat 6
| 10.01.10
MMAprofightshop is proud to announce a shipment of gear from a rising star in the MMA industry, RingToCage Fightwear. Less known than some of MMA's more famous competition gear counterparts RingToCage's gear is among the BEST we have tried by far in terms of construction and make. Easily on par with anything out on the market and priced well to boot, we at MMAprofightshop are proud to have this in our warehouse. Have a look in our catalog at their gear, the prices can't be beat and the quality is on another level of excellent
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